Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yesterday was Tuesday
But today’s Tuesday, too
One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.
THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN
after watching anaconda
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
not even an over reaction
That’s enough America. No more guns for you. Someone died because they thought it was a good idea that their nine year old daughter learn how to fire an Uzi.
From now on the most dangerous thing you’re allowed to carry is a pool noodle.
We would find a way to kill people with a pool noodle eventfully.
And people would still bitch about their Nth Amendment rights to bear foamy arms